I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. (ROFL)
And the best one:-
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- George Carlin
A few more,
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
- Henry Youngman
2 comments:
Hey Maulik,thanks for the quotes.I must say they are hilarious!!
Hey good ones yar.. ;)
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